HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY HOBOBRO, ALSO HUSBAND.

we here at Soundwave HQ have made a pact.
for every ARIA we take home, one member of the band strips naked on stage at the first stopslowgo show.
if we take home more than three (sweet jesus!), we start recruiting.
you might see more of Hot Rod than you ever, ever wanted to.
it can happen, Internets.
it.

can.

happen.

these are clues.

hello. the goddamn rock solid dazzlemazing tour: you already know about it, and when it is. the home leg, with obvious spaces between its teeth, i'll admit. dr. soundwave will fill them up with secrets.

it was worth letting your children out of your sight, mum.

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where did the sun go.

tour is happening sooner than expected. rejoice, all.
appearances begin at the end of may, and from there it's not long to wait til announcement.
i've moved to 21 acres in the adelaide hills.
there's emus and horses and beagles, oh my.
it isn't the 131,000 i grew up on, but i don't mind,
because i just want my life back.
my hands are shaking.
i can't remember if i ate today, but i'm pretty sure i had sushi for lunch.
and that makes me miss my family.
i miss my little brothers.
i miss my big brother.
all my sisters are older than me, and i miss them, but i will see you of the very blue eyes and stupid nicknames soon.
i am almost scared to sleep in my new bedroom, it's too fancy.
i think i will drive the 20 minutes to the city and get sushi. that will be good.

fat beagle is fat.

sick of being in the middle, my turn to have my way now. so don't take it out on anybody but me. please be happy someday. don't feed my fat dog treats, walk her lots instead of carting her around in prada. because she is fat and the handles will break with her dogchub. have a lot of cherries in your ambrosia salad.

my life opens up... now.

i

miss

home

metroid prime hunters seems less badass on a pink ds, y'know?

not even light can escape a black hole, but strangely i have.