it appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

a selection of words i didn't write that say it so much better than i can.
things to know about me: i have the worst temper in my entire family of nine. you think you've seen a tantrum from aubrey before, you haven't seen a fucking thing.

exit music (for a film)
radio
bigmouth strikes again
ten speed (of god's blood and burial)

actually, i lied. i did say it pretty well, once upon a time.