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Dear UK tour persons:

August and I have created a monster. Each show will get something different. Something very special, and possibly incredibly embarrassing, just for you. PLEASE YOUTUBE IT AND SEND ME THE LINKS, GUYS. These chips are fucking fantastic (Smiths crinkle cut, the works).

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Good morning, internets. It is one more sleepless night in a row of many and it is not any more productive than the others. We are going on a minitour soon to promote BH&R, I hope you are as stoked to hear things from the new album as we are to play them for you - for comparison, we are pretty fucking stoked. I have dates for you (not the fruit):

5th April Manchester Evening News Arena
7th April Cardiff International Arena
9th April Birmingham NEC
12th April Nottingham Arena
13th April Sheffield Arena
14th April Newcastle Metro Radio Arena
16th April Wembley Arena
17th April Wembley Arena

Finally, my dream of being in an arena rock hair band is fulfilled. THIS DESERVES A SMILEY ^_^.

For everybody in Sydney that reads up on my sister's blog, March 15 (so... tonight, basically) is a date of epic win. There will be a Laine party, and sweet music from Sneaky Pete (keep an eye on your drinking... and drinks. Sneaky Pete is one sneaky motherfucker, or should I say motherfuckers?). Transform and roll out.