Showing posts with label fanfic. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fanfic. Show all posts

Sunday, May 24, 2009

the one with the open letter to dirty writers

i have a bone to pick with you, dirty writers of soundwave fanfiction. (yeah, i read your stories)

firstly, i have a few questions.

- why is jules always topping?
- why do we always feel like something is missing in our relationship and ask cody to have a threesome?
- why is jules always tying ME up?
- why am i the submissive? is it because i'm skinny?

and i also have a few answers. and general points.

- just because jules is the more obnoxious one publicly doesn't mean he's the top. he's done it before and it was highly enjoyable. but i'm usually top.
- gross. nothing will ever be missing in our relationship. if we ever wanted a third we WOULD NOT ASK CODY. EVER. OH MY GOD.
- usually he is the one handcuffed to things. we switch sometimes but i find more glorious joy in having jules tied up. just saying.
- i am not the sub.
- i am also not the dominant one.
- FIGURE THAT OUT.
- stop picking fetishes we would never have. (hint: what were we last halloween?)

if you're gonna do it, i just want you to do it RIGHT.

xox, alfie
(ps. it's okay to write about mantrains if its soundwave/walking dead crossover fic. that's totally cool.)